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rugerpc
10-04-2012, 09:22 AM
this site... (http://shitmystudentswrite.tumblr.com/)

Fox77
10-04-2012, 09:46 AM
Hahaha, yes, someone sent me a link to that recently. It would be very funny if it weren't so sad. Among those students are our future leaders :o

rugerpc
10-04-2012, 09:56 AM
AAaarrrrrggghhhhh!

"Material culture: peoples clothes styles. Nonmaterial culture: other stuff that isnt clothes."

rugerpc
10-04-2012, 10:01 AM
"I’m sorry but can you clarify what you mean by written?"

Ummm... no

LSchefman
10-04-2012, 10:03 AM
It's wonderfully funny!

rugerpc
10-04-2012, 10:03 AM
HELP!

"Also, the United States was under strict control by their English rulers. When people are under strict supervision and a harsh set of rules and expectations, eventually something will have to give. The Revolutionary War was exactly that, the reaction from Americans once they realized they could not longer put up with the controlling power bloc. Similarly, teenage girls in the sixties experienced a similar phenomenon: Beatlemania."

rugerpc
10-04-2012, 10:05 AM
FINALLY I understand why Global Warming is really, really bad...

"The main problem with global warming is, that many orgasms will go extinct."

rugerpc
10-04-2012, 10:06 AM
I was wondering what to have for lunch...

"Modern humans don’t solely rely on plants and meats as our prime source of nutrients but also vegetables, fruits, and even some liquids."

rugerpc
10-04-2012, 10:10 AM
"Sex is a factor in teen pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases."

Maybe, but the jury is still out...

rugerpc
10-04-2012, 10:16 AM
Mmmuussttt resist loookking attt neeexxxttt paaaagggeee....

rugerpc
10-04-2012, 12:00 PM
OMG!

"later the hurricane was downgraded to a cat orgy 3."

Goldtop
10-04-2012, 09:01 PM
FINALLY I understand why Global Warming is really, really bad...

"The main problem with global warming is, that many orgasms will go extinct."

Okay, honesty time. I know I can open up here amongst friends:

I, Goldtop/Lloyd, stand before you as living proof of global warming! :bawling:

May The Gods be with me...

Goldtop

rugerpc
10-10-2012, 02:15 PM
I was worried about Global Warming (see above) until I found this one:

"Society is a living orgasm."

Albrecht Smuten
10-11-2012, 02:55 AM
Okay, honesty time. I know I can open up here amongst friends:

I, Goldtop/Lloyd, stand before you as living proof of global warming! :bawling:

May The Gods be with me...

Goldtop

Mine are gone too!!! Now I know why... :o

Albrecht Smuten
10-11-2012, 05:42 AM
The Cherokees went on the Trail of Tears, which translated, means “Trail where the Native Americans cried a lot.”

I almost fell off the chair.

rugerpc
10-11-2012, 07:35 AM
Pfffffftt..... Global Warming is nothing compared to this:

"The Octopus of Apathy is spreading its testicles throughout the land."

Albrecht Smuten
10-11-2012, 08:56 AM
Our house was a constant target for drive-by shootings and mazel tov cocktails.

rugerpc
10-11-2012, 10:22 AM
"It is popular belief that most communication between humans is done non-verbally and growing up my mom would tell me things like, “stand up straight and push your chest out honey, it lets boys know you’re available.” But I always wondered how much of those nonverbal cues do we consciously pick up."

Fox77
10-11-2012, 10:28 AM
That site is absolutely hilarious. Sites like that can be addictive. Another good one is this (you probably know it already): http://www.fmylife.com/

rugerpc
10-11-2012, 10:42 AM
That site is absolutely hilarious. Sites like that can be addictive. Another good one is this (you probably know it already): http://www.fmylife.com/

I hadn't seen that one yet - now I'm in trouble.....

Fox77
10-11-2012, 10:43 AM
I hadn't seen that one yet - now I'm in trouble.....

Haha you're welcome! :D

rugerpc
10-22-2012, 11:08 AM
"Alfred Hitchcock was a master at making Hitchcock films."

and for this one - I just want to know the title of the student's composition...

"Such pleasure, would be his beer substance. This also shows how a women can be presented as a trophy. This means like beer, a women is cherished and rubbed down because of their likings."

Albrecht Smuten
10-23-2012, 03:10 AM
I absolutely loved this one:

The human need for beer.
If a human family is larger they will need a lager house.

rugerpc
11-08-2012, 08:55 AM
"The Korean War was a battle between North and South Vietnam. They were fighting over who would contain the other in a mad game of Dominoes."

rugerpc
11-08-2012, 09:04 AM
"Miss Minnie Cooper used to be an attractive old woman but she has become an old sphincter."

rugerpc
11-08-2012, 09:09 AM
"Hester P. took her punishment like a straight up G and she never ratted out her baby daddy."

If that is an example of this child's formal writing, just imagine the in-person speech... :eek: