this site...
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Hahaha, yes, someone sent me a link to that recently. It would be very funny if it weren't so sad. Among those students are our future leaders :o
AAaarrrrrggghhhhh!
"Material culture: peoples clothes styles. Nonmaterial culture: other stuff that isnt clothes."
"I’m sorry but can you clarify what you mean by written?"
Ummm... no
It's wonderfully funny!
HELP!
"Also, the United States was under strict control by their English rulers. When people are under strict supervision and a harsh set of rules and expectations, eventually something will have to give. The Revolutionary War was exactly that, the reaction from Americans once they realized they could not longer put up with the controlling power bloc. Similarly, teenage girls in the sixties experienced a similar phenomenon: Beatlemania."
FINALLY I understand why Global Warming is really, really bad...
"The main problem with global warming is, that many orgasms will go extinct."
I was wondering what to have for lunch...
"Modern humans don’t solely rely on plants and meats as our prime source of nutrients but also vegetables, fruits, and even some liquids."
"Sex is a factor in teen pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases."
Maybe, but the jury is still out...
Mmmuussttt resist loookking attt neeexxxttt paaaagggeee....
OMG!
"later the hurricane was downgraded to a cat orgy 3."
I was worried about Global Warming (see above) until I found this one:
"Society is a living orgasm."
The Cherokees went on the Trail of Tears, which translated, means “Trail where the Native Americans cried a lot.”
I almost fell off the chair.
Pfffffftt..... Global Warming is nothing compared to this:
"The Octopus of Apathy is spreading its testicles throughout the land."
Our house was a constant target for drive-by shootings and mazel tov cocktails.
"It is popular belief that most communication between humans is done non-verbally and growing up my mom would tell me things like, “stand up straight and push your chest out honey, it lets boys know you’re available.” But I always wondered how much of those nonverbal cues do we consciously pick up."
That site is absolutely hilarious. Sites like that can be addictive. Another good one is this (you probably know it already): http://www.fmylife.com/