Ok I'm in for the fun of it
Harker for Emperor of DGT Land 2012
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Ok I'm in for the fun of it
Harker for Emperor of DGT Land 2012
(ahem... ignore my previous post) I take the job. After all, I'm the one playing the camo Korg X50.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Camouflage.jpg
^^^Brilliant^^^
Mudslinging can be found in aisle 8, in the "Woodstock '94" section...
Uhhh... no... One has to be born with a Goldtop/Darkback DGT to be considered... :biggrin:
Private Stock DGs earns you a seat at the table... Not sure about your running mate... Perhaps "DG" can henceforth be known as "Dave's Guitar". Moreover, I would like to maybe rename it to "DGG" for "Dave Grissom's Guitar". We can call it "DiG"... :beer:
Emperor? You would have to take the club by hostile takeover/coup to accomplish that title... :box:
I'm waiting to see if there is a candidate with some BOLD idea's out there like
A PDTG model in someone's platform....
Everything's better with Pie! (zo)
You see what I'm on about?!?
The nerve. The belittling. The class warfare. The aristocracy!
Gotta put down the little guy just 'cause I ain't got no DGT...
And look who's making the rules... the sitting Prez sayin' ya gotta have this or that - methinks he's just Gerrymandering to protect his cushy seat.
Are we gonna settle for this people? Rule and dictum by fiat from the 'haves'? What about us 'have-nots'?
Aristotle.rugerpc for the rest of us.!
Down with the smirking dismissers!
Up with the proletariat!
Power (and DGTs) to the people!
aristotle/rugerpc promise a PDGT during our term - unless we just can't make it happen....
Maybe even a PDG...
or even a DGDGBD DGT tuned and optimized that way from the factory....
and for themike, a DGT7. Plug THAT into your wish list!
aristotle/rugerpc giving you options - not the same ole same ole
Just a quick note to say "Thank You" to everyone for keeping this thread on the fun side of the line.
Anyone else? You have a little over 24 more hours to announce your candidacy.
It that a hanging chad, or is your vibrato bar loose?
Goldtop
Lest someone say it ain't so, here is my McRosie - a proud ancestor to the DGT...
http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/...tric/McRW1.jpg
http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/...tric/McRW2.jpg
'cause, without the McCarty, there would be no DGT...
Well it seems we have a race brewing ladies and gentlemen.
The left wing(ed tuners) led by Aristotle/Rugerpc have already released a statement promising a DGT in every home, no response yet from the incumbent who, like most right wing(ed tuners) values fiscal responsibility over reckless spending (the man owns only three guitars, two of which are DGTs). It will be interesting to see how voters in Scarlett Red states react to the potential appointment of a hat wearing foreigner as their Chief of Staff, typically men with hats poll better in Whale Blue states so Albrecht's addition to the cabinet may potentially harm them there.
Will the Eriza Green party ever get its act together and get in the race? There has been rumors that a Harker/Rango pairing might make it to the polls if Craig would only show a "good faith PEEK" of his proposed policy changes, it is to early to see if the inclusion of a third party would dilute voters from being able to unseat Boston/Duncan.
How about a "good faith PLEK" instead?
HA! I struck a nerve. Even when faced with proof of my bona fide, the incumbent stoops to slander and dismissiveness. I ask you, dear voters, is this leadership? Derision from the top? Snobbery I say!
Well, Mr. I-Had-One-Before-You-Did, don't you be shaking your demigogeral finger at me. Because when you do so, you poo poo all the rest of the masses who weren't birthed holding on to two volume knobs at the same time.
Oh, I see. The spin zone. Waste not your sputum trying to label the aristotle/rugerpc ticket, gentleman. for I shall lay it bare like the finish on the neck of my McRosie...
We are NOT, Left, rather further Right of the incumbents. We stand for the people, not big cluberment. The rights and freedoms of the individual are paramount to us and we embrase the level playing field with opportunity for all, not just those with swollen I Got Mine First attitudes.
Where the incumbent values what is HIS, we value what can be ours if we work hard at it. Just the other day, I learned my alphabet and next week, I'm starting on colors. I don't see the incumbent striving for self-improvement unless you count knocking off others to make oneself look good (passable).
Carabma! the fish stinks from the head down!
I guess I would be the anti-DGT prez. I have defiled my DGT STD with multiple insertions of foreign electronic. Subjected Mr Clean to hot solder and other unspeakable torture. I do love my boy "Mr Clean", but he is no longer pure in heart. I would support the candidate that doesn't shun the molestation of these fine creatures. I can only hope that the vintage DGT incoming won't suffer the fate the poor Mr Clean has.......
That just makes you an "owner" Chris. :flute:
I'm in for your Assistant Emperor - you've got the maple top covered with your pre-production '07, I've got the latest and greatest in a '12 Standard (and Iused to own an '08 Goldie) :beer:
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r...7-22124800.jpg
OK Its Official Then !!
I Now annouce the canidates for the Eriza Green Party
Harker / Twinfan 2012
With my previous cabinet experience and Old Gold's support and Twin's international connections and PS ties I feel that we can reach a broader more WORLDWIDE audience and consolidate the base and push for a Limited Run Piezo Equipped DGT- The Ultimate Gig Ready Guitar !!!!
I also want to annouce that if elected CRGTR will be the Sec of Social Media for my campaign