I'm pretty sure I'd make a version of the Schon with a 2 piece bridge. I'd make Hans' jazz box, too. In fact, I'd make a version of Han's jazz box with a Bigsby option.
The piezo would return to being an option on the HBII and SCHBII.
Guitarists would have to pass a test to buy a PRS. Metal players would be issued ESPs.
Initiate the "Forum Members Work For Guitars" (FMWFG) program, whereby we could all give of our time, and earn Guitar Points (GPs) toward accessories, parts, production model guitars, etc.
Yup. PRSes would no longer be sold. They would be licensed.
The license would be revoked as soon as it was discovered that the player's music went "GUZZZ GUG GUG GUG GUZZZZZXXXXXZZZZZZZZ GUZ GUZZZ GUZ GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHZZZZZZ GUZ GUZZZ GUZ" instead of "SWEEEEEEET SWANG TWANG SWANG SWWWWWEEEEEEEEEET SWANG WEEDLE DEEDLE".
It'll say that right at the point of sale.
Anyone in pretend vampire makeup making an angry face in sunglasses will automatically have the license revoked before even playing a note. :)
Except for this guy, who would get a free guitar no matter what he did:
I don't really feel that way about metal, by the way.
I like any genre done well.