I eat because I'm unhappy. I'm unhappy because I eat.
I was also thinking that Alan is consistently amongst the top 3 funniest members of our forum.
Three cheers for goldtop!!!! You come over i will cook ribeyes and we will enjoy our well done steaks!!!!!! I tell waitress "!!! Cook till welldone then cook a little longer" that gets it close.
You want old birds???
You got 'em!
Very Cool Dude....