"Alfred Hitchcock was a master at making Hitchcock films."
and for this one - I just want to know the title of the student's composition...
"Such pleasure, would be his beer substance. This also shows how a women can be presented as a trophy. This means like beer, a women is cherished and rubbed down because of their likings."
I absolutely loved this one:
The human need for beer.
If a human family is larger they will need a lager house.
Love for all human beings is like listening to any kind of music. You just don't care.
The 3-Mike-7 devotee.
"The Korean War was a battle between North and South Vietnam. They were fighting over who would contain the other in a mad game of Dominoes."
"Miss Minnie Cooper used to be an attractive old woman but she has become an old sphincter."
"Hester P. took her punishment like a straight up G and she never ratted out her baby daddy."
If that is an example of this child's formal writing, just imagine the in-person speech...