I just can't suffer alone....

[Fox77]

I hadn't seen that one yet - now I'm in trouble.....

Haha you're welcome!

[rugerpc]

"Alfred Hitchcock was a master at making Hitchcock films."

and for this one - I just want to know the title of the student's composition...

"Such pleasure, would be his beer substance. This also shows how a women can be presented as a trophy. This means like beer, a women is cherished and rubbed down because of their likings."

[Albrecht Smuten]

I absolutely loved this one:

The human need for beer.
If a human family is larger they will need a lager house.

[rugerpc]

"The Korean War was a battle between North and South Vietnam. They were fighting over who would contain the other in a mad game of Dominoes."

[rugerpc]

"Miss Minnie Cooper used to be an attractive old woman but she has become an old sphincter."

[rugerpc]

"Hester P. took her punishment like a straight up G and she never ratted out her baby daddy."

If that is an example of this child's formal writing, just imagine the in-person speech...