Sure meets most of your criteria, though...but I hear ya on the expense.
Originally Posted by justmund
This little toy has me spending more time with backing tracks and dubbing phrases, with my booteek amps collecting dust for the past couple of weeks. This phase shall pass, but it has been a lot of fun playing with this toy that I picked up at GC on Black Friday for $100.
Fender G-DEC 3.0 Thirty Electric Guitar Amplifier
Those things can be a lot of fun for different things!
Originally Posted by docbennett