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    Festivus: The Airing of Grievances

    'Tis the season of Festivus

    The aluminum pole is proudly erected in the living room (awaiting it's first dancer??).

    George has yet to pin his father, so Festivus is still on.

    It is time for the airing of grievances. I have a lot of problems with you people.

    Hans - your user name is confusing my monitor.

    docbennett - you are destroying my mental picture of Ned the Destroyer.

    Harker - you stuck me with a new DGT - wait, that's not a grievance - nevermind.

    Shawn - you totally nuked my best pornographic cards

    goldtop - you are giving me way too many songs to listen to - I'm going broke 99 cents at a time on iTunes

    sergio - you have me constantly thinking about how I can get the backup singers to wear less

    veinbuster - you have me wondering what the front and back of your guitars look like

    Albrecht Smuten - you are way behind in (edit) visible funny pics

    I'm sure there will be more, but I have some victims to abuse....

    Last edited by rugerpc; 12-13-2012 at 09:02 AM.
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    Settle down, people, Fesitivus isnt until 12/23

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    It make take until 12/23 to list all of the grievances...... for example:

    Shawn - your stroll through private stock is like the pusher handing out free samples.

    edit: adding:

    James - for having manners and good taste
    Last edited by rugerpc; 12-11-2012 at 09:49 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rugerpc View Post
    Hans - your user name is confusing my monitor.
    There is a method to my madness. Explaining the method would defeat the purpose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ]-[ @ n $ 0 |v| a T ! © View Post
    There is a method to my madness. Explaining the method would defeat the purpose.
    OK, I'll just settle for an explanation of the madness....
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    Quote Originally Posted by rugerpc View Post
    OK, I'll just settle for an explanation of the madness....
    Well that's easy... Dutch blood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ]-[ @ n $ 0 |v| a T ! © View Post
    Well that's easy... Dutch blood.
    He's right. I've been to the Motherland. They be crazy there! (but in a good way!)


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    Quote Originally Posted by rugerpc View Post
    'Tis the season of Festivus

    The aluminum pole is proudly erected in the living room (awaiting it's first dancer??).

    George has yet to pin his father, so Festivus is still on.

    It is time for the airing of grievances. I have a lot of problems with you people.

    docbennett - you are destroying my mental picture of Ned the Destroyer.
    What kind of image did you have?? Wait...maybe I don't want to know.

    Quote Originally Posted by ]-[ @ n $ 0 |v| a T ! © View Post
    Well that's easy... Dutch blood.
    Aggghhhh...you and Eddie V. Aggggghhh again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andy474x View Post
    When do we do feats of strength? LET'S RUMBLE!!!
    It's GO TIME!

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    Cool

    I didn't get past "Pole" and "dancer"


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    Quote Originally Posted by ]-[ @ n $ 0 |v| a T ! © View Post
    Well that's easy... Dutch blood.
    spreek je nederlands,Hans?????

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    'It's another Festivus Miracle!'

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    Quote Originally Posted by rugerpc View Post
    'Tis the season of Festivus

    The aluminum pole is proudly erected in the living room (awaiting it's first dancer??).

    George has yet to pin his father, so Festivus is still on.

    It is time for the airing of grievances. I have a lot of problems with you people.

    goldtop - you are giving me way too many songs to listen to - I'm going broke 99 cents at a time on iTunes

    I'm sure there will be more, but I have some victims to abuse....
    I'm glad to be of service. Conversely, I'm sorry to cause a problem.

    Goldtop
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    Quote Originally Posted by rugerpc View Post
    OK, I'll just settle for an explanation of the madness....
    "I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you." (seen on a t-shirt)

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    1. Eriza Verde that fades to yellow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackbird View Post
    1. Eriza Verde that fades to yellow.
    "Gimmetry"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ]-[ @ n $ 0 |v| a T ! © View Post
    "Gimmetry"
    Forgot about that one, gotta ad it to the lexicon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sergiodeblanc View Post
    Forgot about that one, gotta ad it to the lexicon.
    Let's not and say we did.
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    don't tell me I'm winning with a pair of aces, king high?!?!? this thread: Game-On

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