The Song That Gets On Everybody's Nerves / The Song That Never Ends (Variation)
No idea who wrote it... But we had a piss poor comedian in the UK called Joe Pesquale who used to sing it.
"Palm Trees, Helicopters and Gasoline" - Joe Bonamassa
Gold, Tops and LPC
'And the answer is... none. None more Gold.'
Livin' La Vida Loca
(I'm ashamed I remember the song!)