The Song That Gets On Everybody's Nerves / The Song That Never Ends (Variation)
No idea who wrote it... But we had a piss poor comedian in the UK called Joe Pesquale who used to sing it.
"Palm Trees, Helicopters and Gasoline" - Joe Bonamassa
Gold, Tops and LPC
'Did you ever get down on your hands and knees and beg a potato to get fat?' - Ezra Craddock