"He put the bottle to his head and pulled the trigger".
Remember, we owe our democracy and freedom in the western world to one man ... "Winston Churchill".
"He put the bottle to his head and pulled the trigger".
Remember, we owe our democracy and freedom in the western world to one man ... "Winston Churchill".
"The Older I Get, The Better I Was"
I thought it was Maximilien de Robespierre...
Love for all human beings is like listening to any kind of music. You just don't care.
The 3-Mike-7 devotee.
Yeah, you would.Originally Posted by Albrecht Smuten
But also remember what Ron White so eloquently observed.
"You Can't Fix Stupid"
"The Older I Get, The Better I Was"
Love for all human beings is like listening to any kind of music. You just don't care.
The 3-Mike-7 devotee.
Out of curiosity, Hurtin' wouldn't happen to be the follow-up to this, would it?
I'm using that.
I thought we owed our democracy and freedom to this guy:
Any time I see or hear the word "Hurtin'"
Jill: Are you Andy?
Andy Stitzer: Uh... yeah.
Jill: [holds up Jay's card] Is this yours? Did you write this stuff?
Jay: My girlfriend Jill found *your* speed dating card.
[raises his eyebrows]
Andy Stitzer: [Covering] Oh! Yeah... right. God, I've been looking for that speed dating card. Thank you so much for bringing it to me.
Jill: So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was "hurtin' for a squirtin'"?
Andy Stitzer: [Stunned] Mmm-hmm... yeah, "hurtin' for a squirtin'". Yeah, I wrote that.
Jill: Oh, so you wrote, "ho fo' sho'".
Andy Stitzer: [Embarrassed] Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a ho... for sho'.
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I pick this guy.
Things have taken a surreal turn...I pick this guy.
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Love it, but I have to admit there's a slight difference between 190 proof grain alcohol and Peach Schnapps...one made me very spiritual...lots of praying that night.......and the next morning.
Too many and never enough...
Same.
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Whiskey Lullaby?
Not if you do it right.Out of curiosity, Hurtin' wouldn't happen to be the follow-up to this, would it?
Alan
"Acting your age makes about as much sense as acting your street number" - Billy Connolly
It's Scotch time.
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Guitars - PRS
Amps - PRS, Orange, Bogner
I know exactly what you're talking about. I've taken the spiritual path so far, that I've actually had several Near Death Experiences...
Love for all human beings is like listening to any kind of music. You just don't care.
The 3-Mike-7 devotee.
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