"What a mission!" Sergio thought to himself.
Using the infamous LOG_CANOE Universe accelerator-decelerator, Sergio decided to manipulate the space-time continuum. Sergio went back into the late '60's and successfully diverted Eric Clapton's attention during a critical phase of recording.....while the band was taking a break, Sergio began to explain how to "pack a guitar like a tank" using the C. Sterling Wolfe method of speaking very fast, gesturing wildly, and not making any sense. Eric became so agitated, he bolted from the recording studio, ran straight home, and began taking lessons as to how to become a manicurist instead of a musician.
Sergio was pleased. He believed he had completed his task. Grabbing the Beano comic book from the recording studio, left behind by the mumbling and nearly incoherent Clapton, he stepped back into the "universe accelerator-decelerator" and returned back to 2013 and the scene of his initial departure. In his hands, he had the prized comic...
Upon returning, he found nothing the same.....
"Damn it" yelled Paul...."WRONG BEANO! Look what you've done!! Just look at me!!"
Sergio gasped....in place of the former ringer for Dr. Drew Pinsky, he now beheld...
Having totally distorted the space-time continuum by preventing John Mayall and his Bluesbreakers from recording a classic album, Paul never developed a flair for rock music or playing guitar....as a result, he unfortunately never developed his staggering auditory skills.
In this universe, he was merely a diminutive Cereal Pitch man.
"Gotta have my Lucky Charms" he kept shouting, while running around with a little green hat, and clutching a pipe.
Sergio realized his mistake....going back in time, he quickly rectified his error.
Impersonating Esteban, he held an impromptu spiritual meeting with a then-17 year old Eric Clapton. "Grasshopper....let me teach you how to play "House of the Rising Sun" using only your fingernails" he imparted to the young and impressionable Clapton.
All was restored...Sergio returned having repaired the hole in the space-time continuum.
He also had a can of....
As he reunited with Paul, all he could think of was that, while briefly back in 1966, he was CERTAIN that he saw a 795 year old commercial music producer holding a bag of diapers and playing an accordion at the Bluesbreaker's studio.
"Nah", he said to himself..."couldn't be."