You know you're all about PRS...

- When your wife shows you some fabric swatches for a couch and you wonder instead how it would look on your guitar case or amp

- When you hear the Mets might trade Santana, and your first question is whether the Santana is BRW or IRW

- When your child brings home a report card with a C on it, and you wonder if that's better than an H

- When you take your laptop for service, and the service person says, "Did you spill liquid into this?" and you answer, "Not exactly, it's drool."

- When reciting the alphabet you forget the 'Q'

- When Bonni is the name of a folk heroine

- When '10' is reserved for guitars. not love interests