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    Hurtin'

    "He put the bottle to his head and pulled the trigger".

    Remember, we owe our democracy and freedom in the western world to one man ... "Winston Churchill".

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    I thought it was Maximilien de Robespierre...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Albrecht Smuten View Post
    I thought it was Maximilien de Robespierre...
    Yeah, you would.
    But also remember what Ron White so eloquently observed.
    "You Can't Fix Stupid"

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    Love for all human beings is like listening to any kind of music. You just don't care.
    The 3-Mike-7 devotee.

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    Out of curiosity, Hurtin' wouldn't happen to be the follow-up to this, would it?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Albrecht Smuten View Post
    I'm using that.

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    I thought we owed our democracy and freedom to this guy:
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    Any time I see or hear the word "Hurtin'"

    Jill: Are you Andy?
    Andy Stitzer: Uh... yeah.
    Jill: [holds up Jay's card] Is this yours? Did you write this stuff?
    Jay: My girlfriend Jill found *your* speed dating card.
    [raises his eyebrows]
    Andy Stitzer: [Covering] Oh! Yeah... right. God, I've been looking for that speed dating card. Thank you so much for bringing it to me.
    Jill: So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was "hurtin' for a squirtin'"?
    Andy Stitzer: [Stunned] Mmm-hmm... yeah, "hurtin' for a squirtin'". Yeah, I wrote that.
    Jill: Oh, so you wrote, "ho fo' sho'".
    Andy Stitzer: [Embarrassed] Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a ho... for sho'.
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    I pick this guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sergiodeblanc View Post
    I pick this guy.
    Things have taken a surreal turn...

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Beef View Post
    Any time I see or hear the word "Hurtin'"

    Jill: Are you Andy?
    Andy Stitzer: Uh... yeah.
    Jill: [holds up Jay's card] Is this yours? Did you write this stuff?
    Jay: My girlfriend Jill found *your* speed dating card.
    [raises his eyebrows]
    Andy Stitzer: [Covering] Oh! Yeah... right. God, I've been looking for that speed dating card. Thank you so much for bringing it to me.
    Jill: So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was "hurtin' for a squirtin'"?
    Andy Stitzer: [Stunned] Mmm-hmm... yeah, "hurtin' for a squirtin'". Yeah, I wrote that.
    Jill: Oh, so you wrote, "ho fo' sho'".
    Andy Stitzer: [Embarrassed] Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a ho... for sho'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Albrecht Smuten View Post
    Love it, but I have to admit there's a slight difference between 190 proof grain alcohol and Peach Schnapps...one made me very spiritual...lots of praying that night.......and the next morning.
    Too many and never enough...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sergiodeblanc View Post
    I'm using that.
    Same.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WishICouldPlay View Post
    "He put the bottle to his head and pulled the trigger".
    Whiskey Lullaby?

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    Quote Originally Posted by boxstop7 View Post
    Out of curiosity, Hurtin' wouldn't happen to be the follow-up to this, would it?

    Not if you do it right.
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    It's Scotch time.



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    Quote Originally Posted by cwhenke View Post
    one made me very spiritual...lots of praying that night.......and the next morning.
    I know exactly what you're talking about. I've taken the spiritual path so far, that I've actually had several Near Death Experiences...
    Love for all human beings is like listening to any kind of music. You just don't care.
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