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    Top 10 Signs J "Dot" Hayes Has Entered the Room

    10. Suddenly everyone is in a good mood.

    9. Half the room is whispering "he doesn't look that tall on YouTube".

    8. You realize that his positive attitude probably has something to do with his "fancy" texting skills.

    7. No one has any idea how old he is until he starts talking about his kids.

    6. Jealousy kicks in when you realize he gets paid to play a PRS all day, every day, all over the world.

    5. You start watch his hands; copping licks to try at home when no one's watching.

    4. Suddenly the chicks aren't laughing at your jokes anymore - and they're looking at him.

    3. You find yourself saying "that's a great sounding guitar" a little more than usual.

    2. More than one person wonders if "J" stands for Juszkiewicz.

    1. All the PRS guitars in the room are actually being PLAYED!
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    Goatee Practitioner Danerada's Avatar
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    Someone yells "No jazz."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danerada View Post
    Someone yells "No jazz."


    Then some one shouts FREEBIRD
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    You probably look like a total creep/stalker/nosey a-hole in the PRS booth at NAMM because you keep inching closer and closer and sticking your nose over the shoulders and into the conversation between J and Grissom, in hopes of gaining more insight/tips on the amazing stuff they play.
    "You come around here with these... SOUL DESTROYERS... clad in some kinda paisley rittenou... I don't even know what rittenou means." -Greg Koch re: PRS amps

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    PhennRock stops talking to you.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by markie View Post
    PhennRock stops talking to you.............
    So THAT's how you make that happen????
    - Dane

    “He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo.”

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    I leave with a new guitar and my wallet feels a bit lighter.


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