10. Suddenly everyone is in a good mood.
9. Half the room is whispering "he doesn't look that tall on YouTube".
8. You realize that his positive attitude probably has something to do with his "fancy" texting skills.
7. No one has any idea how old he is until he starts talking about his kids.
6. Jealousy kicks in when you realize he gets paid to play a PRS all day, every day, all over the world.
5. You start watch his hands; copping licks to try at home when no one's watching.
4. Suddenly the chicks aren't laughing at your jokes anymore - and they're looking at him.
3. You find yourself saying "that's a great sounding guitar" a little more than usual.
2. More than one person wonders if "J" stands for Juszkiewicz.
1. All the PRS guitars in the room are actually being PLAYED!