You got too much time on your hands man.
“He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo.”
Instead of cameltoe, looks like camel hump.
This thread scares me.
A mugshot of course, since that 'do is a crime against taste and common sense IMO.
'Did you ever get down on your hands and knees and beg a potato to get fat?' - Ezra Craddock
This is ALMOST as good as people of Walmart.