Mustache for ages. Patch for the last couple years. This is as close as I get to growing facial hair - I come from a line of males who can't grow decent facial hair. In fact, I saw my great-uncle almost die laughing when my uncle walked in with his approximation of a beard. My great-uncle said something like "It's barely worth the cost of a razor to get rid of that THING." Still have the really long hair for a few more weeks - likely to be cut before Experience and sent off to Locks Of Love.
Experience pic - the pic w/the guitar doesn't show the alleged growth.