Maybe it was the margaritas, maybe it was because the pool was closed, maybe it was because I kept seeing this sell and then get re-listed on eBay and I felt sorry for it,or just maybe it was because every third act has to start out seeming hopeless, but I bought the most jacked up SE CU24 in the universe.
This brand new guitar got hit HARD! The fretboard got so jarred from an impact that it started to come apart from the neck and there are cracks along the poly traveling across the back and front of the body. The knobs are toast, the nut fell off after unwinding the strings.... things couldn't look any worse than they are but, you know how it goes: When life gives you limes... make margaritas!
Technically this is a new guitar that I bought from a dealer, I wonder if I'm eligible for the new "thank you" package?... I kid.