It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!
I had to order a mic today, so stopped at my local GC. I spot a PRS cab on the sales floor, and it's hand-signed by Paul. "Whoa," I say to my friend Scott who manages the guitar sales, "When did that come in?"
"Oh Paul Smith was here the other night, this is one of his personal cabs, he left it for us to put on the floor."
"You didn't call me!?!"
"Gee, someone should have. Yeah, he's a great guy, we all grabbed a dinner together afterward."
"You didn't call me???" I ask, still incredulous. "You know I am a huge PRS fan."
Every year, I want to go to Experience, but it's my busy season, so I can't. I'm sure that wherever there's a PRS clinic, guys whisper to each other, "Hey, remember, no one tells Les, OK?"