I hate cars (except for the DeLorean and the Pantera) and already have two, which makes no sense at all... but I'm about to get my father's black Mercury Crown Victoria! I'm thinking about getting one of those ATF or DEA windbreakers and start wearing my phone in one of those belt holsters just for the side bulge. It'll scare the sh!t out of my Rasta and drug dealer friends, they're already pretty suspicious of me anyway.