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    Glad you ain't pushin' daisies partner.

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    Just sittin' here outside the loop, not getting it, or It, or even IT.

    Or Itt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alantig View Post
    Just sittin' here outside the loop, not getting it, or It, or even IT.

    Or Itt.
    Me either. So I'll just take the antagonist position.

    Just say NO to cowboys.


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    Quote Originally Posted by alantig View Post
    Just sittin' here outside the loop, not getting it, or It, or even IT.

    Or Itt.
    Let Markie tell you the story at Exp. It will be worth it, I promise. As I said, the original post is a true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ]-[ @ n $ 0 |v| a T ! View Post
    [Wild West accent]

    From the not-so-dusty plains of Indiana rides a steely-eyed pale-face with true grit -- a salt-of-the-Earth loaner able to stare down the cold, cold, barrel of a bonafide hand-cannon - without even fartin'. Yessirre, folks... we got ourselves a jen-you-wine cowboy right here. Wyatt Earp, hisself, woulda told that outlaw to skin that smoke-wagon and go to work. But The Cowboy? Nosir... he held his ground, silent as the grave -- cupped his huevos with one hand, held the other betwixt a can of Skoal t'backy and the sweet settin' sun. He snorted summa DC's finest from the back of his throat and spat a wad of defiance right upon the ground.

    Unflinching.

    [/Wild West accent]
    Glad you're still here, Markie.
    Yeeeeeeeee-Haaaaaw, Hans-O-Matic Muhmaaaaaaaaan!!!!! Yeeeeeeeeee-Haaaaaw!!!! 'Tis a riveting, hardened, spellbinding tale of an incredibly humid midwestern showdown, a kind of "Hatfields vs The McCoys meets Annie Get Your Gun." The chaw-spittin' roughneck ranch owner, Markie The Kidd - armed only with his video entourage, enormous wad of tobacco and the will to survive, staring down the barrel of a gun in the hand of a kind of octogenarianesque Calamity Jane; a venomous, haggard old creature with quite clearly very little to lose. In the end, Markie The Kidd prevailed; the true-grit, rock n' roll warrior taking the dare head-on, awaiting justice with the arrival of a slow-moving posse of young Hoosier lawmen. 'Tis true; Markie The Kidd, The Dragon-wielding Madman, perhaps still on an adrenaline rush from a recent brush with The Legendary Oz Man and Black Sabbath, never broke wind during the fateful encounter. As legend has it, his Alpine White Custom Fruit of The Loom Boxer Shorts were still as fresh as a daisy. His long-standing beige cargo shorts, on the other hand, could use a warshin'; but that's an entirely different story. All Hail Markie The Kidd !!!! God Bless Ya, brother !!!!
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    Markie wears beige cargo shorts?

    Crazy story buddy. Unscathed? Undoubtedly!
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    After DFD's post, thread title changed. And that is how nicknames stick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ]-[ @ n $ 0 |v| a T ! View Post
    After DFD's post, thread title changed. And that is how nicknames stick.
    I like it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildWestGuitars View Post
    never broke wind during the fateful encounter.
    Doug you are a lexicographic genius!! However, knowing Mark, I find this particular statement very hard to believe!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WildWestGuitars View Post
    As legend has it, his Alpine White Custom Fruit of The Loom Boxer Shorts were still as fresh as a daisy.
    Who got stuck having to fact-check that?
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    Good question, brother. If memory serves correctly: I am fairly certain that the checker of Markie The Kidd's Legendary Cst Shop Fruit of The Loom Alpine Whities, was, in fact, The Infamous 11Topper. Of course, at this point, the entire thread is grounded simply in folklore, an iconic splash across the horizon of the blistering Six-String Universe, to be handed down from generation to generation of Forummers, from 'ere to eternity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildWestGuitars View Post
    ...his Alpine White Custom Fruit of The Loom Boxer Shorts were still as fresh as a daisy.
    Legend has it that FotL applies the Markie Mod so his new shorts arrive pre-"relic'ed".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boogie View Post
    Legend has it that FotL applies the Markie Mod so his new shorts arrive pre-"relic'ed".
    As I have stated in numerous posts, I'm not a fan of relics. This mental image does not change my mind.
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    I'm way outta the loop here, but glad everything is seemingly ok.

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    I can't wait to corner Markie and get the story from the horses mouth.
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    the entire thread is grounded simply in folklore, an iconic splash across the horizon of the blistering Six-String Universe,
    Wouldn't an "iconic splash" render the FotLs no longer "fresh as a daisy"?

    I can't wait to corner Markie and get the story from the horses mouth.
    You sure it's coming out that end???

    (FYI - sorry for lack of attribution. Reply With Quote isn't working for me tonight.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by WEDGE View Post
    I can't wait to corner Markie.......................
    Really........................Markie, the kid...................Really? You're a brave man.

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