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    Dating

    After we finished playing last Saturday, I was chatting to a nice looking woman, closer to my own age and seemed to hit it off pretty well. We set up a date for this week. I'm not very gregarious or interesting, but I'm going to try hard to be more outgoing and positive. Try to use elements of active listening which was ok when I was working. Here's the kicker ... she wants to dress up and go out on Halloween night ... (sigh). I will try and put something together and suspect she is going to wear an outfit that is a little risqué and low-cut, but I don't know for sure. Regardless, this is my real problem ... no matter what she wears, how am I going to keep from staring at her ginormous rack all night? I do want to use elements of active listening and positive attitude and not be to distracted, but I don't have any defence against that. Geez, problems, problems, problems.
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    That's a really tough dilemma...

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    I'd suggest something along the lines of a Darth Vader / Stormtrooper helmet if it's going to be too much of a challenge, but what do I know. I haven't been on a date without my wife in about 23 years. Enjoy your date!

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    Dark glasses and look with your eyes, not your whole head.

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    WishICouldPlay starts the best threads.

    Agreed a mask that shields your eyes or some dark shades are in order.
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    Go as Slash....dark sunglasses lol

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    Dress up as a "motorboat" Captain. That way you're in character when you finally give in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ]-[ @ n $ 0 |v| a T ! © View Post
    Dress up as a "motorboat" Captain. That way you're in character when you finally give in.


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    Dress up as a flasher perv, you know, trench coat, no pants, but wearing shoes and socks.

    Then staring at her attractive assets is part of your character!
    I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LSchefman View Post
    Dress up as a flasher perv, you know, trench coat, no pants, but wearing shoes and socks.

    Then staring at her attractive assets is part of your character!
    LOL

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    You could just go as a dirty old man ...

    'Older' doesn't mean 'dead'.

    Also, if it is exposed, you are SUPPOSED to be looking at it.
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    Dress up as a Pimp. You'll be in character.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rugerpc View Post
    You could just go as a dirty old man ...
    But he said he was supposed to dress up.

    (just yanking your chain Wish )

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    Go as a gay fashion designer and tell her you were just admiring fabric.
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    Just stare at her rack with crazy eyes and quitely whisper into her ears, "WishICouldPlay with them..."
    girls dig that kinda stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megaboogie View Post
    Just stare at her rack with crazy eyes and quitely whisper into her ears, "WishICouldPlay with them..."
    girls dig that kinda stuff.
    Gotta go with that. I'd just stare. Why change now?
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    ok, the obvious for me is the TERMINATOR. you have it all, cool black attire (leather jacket and biker boots a must) and those cool as dark shades!!!! She will want you to save them, I mean her from total annihilation.

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    Well, being a guitar oriented site - Aqualung fits both your needs and the theme of the boards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ]-[ @ n $ 0 |v| a T ! © View Post
    Dress up as a "motorboat" Captain. That way you're in character when you finally give in.

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    this gets my vote!!!



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    Hmmmm....what did Jamie edit????
    He added the animated GIF for me. MY friends rule.
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