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    Quote Originally Posted by rugerpc View Post
    You could just go as a dirty old man ...

    'Older' doesn't mean 'dead'.

    Also, if it is exposed, you are SUPPOSED to be looking at it.
    Yeah, I like this one. Wouldn't have to change a thing. Maybe I should take one of my PRSi with me and lovingly stroke it's neck all nite and talk baby talk to it (lol).
    But really, this is a big, big problem, a couple of 44DDD big. I do like her and don't want to stare at her (.)(.) all nite. Women say they don't like that. I don't want to make her feel uncomfortable, nor do I want to appear to be a perv ('cause I'm not). At least I'm aware of the problem, I will summon all my willpower to not stare. Maybe she will wear a burlap bag.

    This probably won't last to long anyway, as I've been told on many occasions that I'm an "acquired taste", so I suspect that once a half-hour or so goes by, she will lose interest and quickly "drift away" with Dobie Gray.
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    Find a small color picture of a really nice 513, cut it out, and non-chalantly tape it to her forehead...you'll have to stare at that, instead!!!

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    Jeff?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by kbprs View Post


    careful what you ask for....





    fill in the blank...
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    go as Stevie Wonder?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FindingMyWay View Post
    go as Stevie Wonder?
    I like this. Unfortunately, I would likely be stoned, drawn and quartered ... no-one has a sense of humour about that.
    He's black and blind and I'm as Lilly White as they come.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WishICouldPlay View Post
    I'm as Lilly White as they come.
    You don't happen to have long hair do you? Enough for a ponytail?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sergiodeblanc View Post
    You don't happen to have long hair do you? Enough for a ponytail?
    Yes, probably enough for two. I could be a pixie. And it's not white (yet).

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    You should go as this guy: Karl Lagerfeld. He's arguably the most famous living fashion designer in the world and is most notable for reviving Chanel.


    He's white, he wears sunglasses all the time, he's rude, and very homosexual so you can get away with most anything as long as you're in character and sipping on a Coke Zero. Just be sure to wear a sh!t-ton of rings under your black fingerless driving gloves so you can crush peoples hands just like Karl does when you meet people.... I have no idea where to get starched dickies like he rocks though..

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    Quote Originally Posted by WishICouldPlay View Post
    I like this. Unfortunately, I would likely be stoned, drawn and quartered ... no-one has a sense of humour about that.
    He's black and blind and I'm as Lilly White as they come.

    Jeff Healey? sorry really bad taste but couldnt resist...RIP Jeff
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    Quote Originally Posted by FindingMyWay View Post
    Jeff Healey? sorry really bad taste but couldnt resist...RIP Jeff

    You're penance is to watch Roadhouse tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sergiodeblanc View Post
    You should go as this guy: Karl Lagerfeld. He's arguably the most famous living fashion designer in the world and is most notable for reviving Chanel.


    He's white, he wears sunglasses all the time, he's rude, and very homosexual so you can get away with most anything as long as you're in character and sipping on a Coke Zero. Just be sure to wear a sh!t-ton of rings under your black fingerless driving gloves so you can crush peoples hands just like Karl does when you meet people.... I have no idea where to get starched dickies like he rocks though..
    Lagerfeld is living proof that a talented idiot, and those who slavishly follow fashion, are made for each other.

    One might postulate that this cozy little symbiosis is evidence that the universe is a product of intelligent design.

    The only problem would be that this fawning relationship between fashionistas and this designer is quite the opposite of intelligence.

    I mean, look at this dude with the bicycle racing gloves and the Little Lord Fauntelroy tie! That's some crazy s^$t right there! I'm fully expecting him to expose vampire fangs and dance to Thriller!

    And that picture was not taken on Halloween. The Emperor's New Clothes, indeed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sergiodeblanc View Post
    You don't happen to have long hair do you? Enough for a ponytail?
    You rang?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LSchefman View Post
    Lagerfeld is living proof that a talented idiot, and those who slavishly follow fashion, are made for each other.

    One might postulate that this cozy little symbiosis is evidence that the universe is a product of intelligent design.

    The only problem would be that this fawning relationship between fashionistas and this designer is quite the opposite of intelligence.

    I mean, look at this dude with the bicycle racing gloves and the Little Lord Fauntelroy tie! That's some crazy s^$t right there! I'm fully expecting him to expose vampire fangs and dance to Thriller!

    And that picture was not taken on Halloween. The Emperor's New Clothes, indeed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sergiodeblanc View Post
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    Don't feel badly about my statements regarding Lagerfeld.

    As far as being a talented idiot, Coco Chanel was worse. A serious Nazi collaborator during WWII (in fact, she was almost charged with engaging in espionage on behalf of the Abwehr by the allies after the war, for good reason, and it was rumored that Churchill actually intervened for her), she filed a lawsuit against the guy who bankrolled her to gain control of the partnership, claiming that as a Jew he was not entitled to own any part of the business under the anti-Jewish laws of the occupation government.

    After the war, she was broke, and the same guy bankrolled her again.

    Maybe she was cute and he was horny...I dunno. Another idiot. But it was fashion!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sergiodeblanc View Post

    You're penance is to watch Roadhouse tonight.
    My name is....DALTON!... (I'll skip to the hotty in the pink dress on top of the bar table scene ;-)
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    You should ditch her for an ugly one with no breasts. Here, problem solved. You're welcome.
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