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    Gonna sell my PRS and buy one of those BFG Les Pauls. BTW, what were you saying about not looking into the cavity?

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    Gonna sell my PRS and buy one of those BFG Les Pauls. BTW, what were you saying about not looking into the cavity?
    Haha! Oh, never mind...
    I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Felix View Post
    What took the cavity's place?
    It was filled with donut holes and bagel holes.
    Alan

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    It was filled with donut holes and bagel holes.
    I'm fixing a hole.
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    Lesteban,

    I am trying to decide what to do in September, any suggestions?

    JFB
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    Lesteban,

    I am trying to decide what to do in September, any suggestions?

    JFB
    September? This. About 110,000 people usually show up hoping to see Lesteban there.

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    Dear Leztebond,
    I'm Nomad's sister and need some dating advice. You see... what? Oh, it's Lesteban? Never mind.

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    Bet I could clear that stadium in nothing flat.

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    Hey Lesteban,
    My band really stinks, but we really want to make a lot of money. Is there room for us in the music industry?

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    Hey Lesteban,
    My band really stinks, but we really want to make a lot of money. Is there room for us in the music industry?
    Are you kidding? The very best way to make a lot of money in the music industry is to absolutely stink!

    You just have to get some attention.

    Tell me, Mike, does your band enjoy appearing in public in ladies' undergarments?
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    Yes, but usually we change into jeans and t-shirts when we hit the stage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NomadMike View Post
    Yes, but usually we change into jeans and t-shirts when we hit the stage.
    I think you might be better off not going with the jeans and T-shirts, then.
    I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken...

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    We tried that once but turns out we broke a few public lewdness laws when the other guitar player wore his guitar a little too high.

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    Hey Lestaban,
    I love the smell of wood, especially guitar wood. I just have to know, how much does smell effect tone?

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    Hey Lestaban,
    I love the smell of wood, especially guitar wood. I just have to know, how much does smell effect tone?
    Hello again, Mike!

    For Lesteban, stonkin' tone requires a good stank.

    This explains Brazilian Rosewood Syndrome among guitar players.
    I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken...

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    Hey Lestaban,
    We all know that people who play PRS guitars are smarter than the average picker, but the question I have is did we pick PRS because we were smart, or did picking PRS make us smart?
    Signed,
    Baffled

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    Quote Originally Posted by NomadMike View Post
    Hey Lestaban,
    We all know that people who play PRS guitars are smarter than the average picker, but the question I have is did we pick PRS because we were smart, or did picking PRS make us smart?
    Signed,
    Baffled
    Faced with a question this significant, Lesteban decided to do a little research, but the research was boring and Lesteban fell asleep.

    While sleeping, Lesteban had a dream in which Gaius Julius, later given the postnomen Caesar, spoke to him and said, "Forget about this research, there's a good porn site at..." and told him a particular web address.

    Lesteban went to the site and realized that some questions are better left unanswered.
    I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken...

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    Dear Lesteban,

    During several recent jam sessions with friends, I keep hearing the phrases "tone reflection" and "reflects tone" thrown around loosely, but I am not really sure what this is all about. Without having to purchase these guitars:


    or


    how exactly does one reflect tone and/or how does one reflect tone from a PRS?

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    Dear Stupefied,

    It's very simple. Just play Man in the Mirror. In front of a mirror.

    To add to the mood, turn down the lights and light a few candles. Take a selfie afterward to document the experience.

    You might want to orient the guitar for modesty before taking the selfie.

    - Lesteban
    I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken...

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