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    Senior Member sergiodeblanc's Avatar
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    I feel bad for trees....

    .....that don't get to become a PRS guitar!

    Seriously, if I were a tree I'd be pissed if somebody chopped me down to make me into something else. All those other guitars are just a waste of perfectly good lumber, I'ma go out on a limb (or a branch) and say that it's down right criminal to make other guitars outta wood, it's not like you can easily repurpose or recycle other guitars into PRS guitars.

    Somewhere there's a forest with trees sittin' around talkin' an one tree is all like; "Have you seen what they did to Jeb? They turned him into an Ibanez." and the other trees are all like: "Awww Hell No!... F@ck it, where's my Zippo? I'ma light myself up before those dudes from Samick show up"

    Tree parents all bummed out their saplings might wind up going to Gibson University, it's not like they were born that way, they were molded into them by society!..come to think of it... de-foreststation might be more of an apathetic reaction from trees refusing to go to seed than it has to do with cross-cutting lumberjacks and the paper industry as we are lead to believe.

    Don't look at me like I don't know what I'm talkin' about... some of my best friends were trees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sergiodeblanc View Post
    Don't look at me like I don't know what I'm talkin' about... some of my best friends were trees.
    As long as you don't join this bunch here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFUDEmMjC-c

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueSky View Post
    As long as you don't join this bunch here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFUDEmMjC-c
    To each their own...


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    I just planted a magic beanstalk in my backyard.
    I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken...

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    Sh*tter's full

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    There is trouble in the forest,
    There is unrest in the trees,
    The maples want to be Private Stock's,
    And Gibby ignores their pleas.

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    LOL, this

    Quote Originally Posted by JustRob View Post
    There is trouble in the forest,
    There is unrest in the trees,
    The maples want to be Private Stock's,
    And Gibby ignores their pleas.

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    Senior Member sergiodeblanc's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustRob View Post
    There is trouble in the forest,
    There is unrest in the trees,
    The maples want to be Private Stock's,
    And Gibby ignores their pleas.
    PoetRob

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    Quote Originally Posted by LSchefman View Post
    I just planted a magic beanstalk in my backyard.


    I climbed a Beanstalk once.................................... What a trip!
    Fanboy of the Jester (AKA) James (Previously known as 11top)

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    Quote Originally Posted by markie View Post
    I climbed a Beanstalk once.................................... What a trip!
    I hope there was Pizza King at the top.
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    Quote Originally Posted by markie View Post
    I climbed a Beanstalk once.................................... What a trip!
    With such a great guitar collection I'm betting you found the goose with the golden eggs....
    I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken...

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    This tree was used to make door knockers...

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